The English-to-American Dictionary

How to Buy The Book

Well, you can't buy this as a real book at all. This apologetic page has existed on my site for years, but now I'm actually doing something about printing it. This web site is going to be the greater part of a book entitled "The Septic's Companion". I'm beavering away busily right now trying to get it fit for publication. How far are you through the beavering, I hear you ask? Well...

As of 7th April 08, my current beavering status is:

If you'd like me to let you know when the paper copy hits the shelves (probably virtual ones, but bear with me), please enter your email address here and you'll be among the first to know. No special treatment, mind.

Yes! Please let me know when your book comes out! My email is:
I would be pissed off if it turned out to only be 110 pages (the current estimate):
I'd rather you took longer about it and did American->British as well:

It goes without saying that I won't use your email address any further than notifying you when the book is printed - I won't mail you about anything else myself and I'll have to be tortured beyond recognition before I give it to anyone else.